Ok I have this sex crazed story on my mind! But i gotta figure out if I should use Shadamy or SasuSaku! I need your help for me to choose. Anyway. Heres a preview of the story.
Title: Making Love On The First Night
"______, I love you______" She said whispering into ______ ear. He runs his finger grafully across her body. A smirk appeared on his face. He then tore off her clothes and took off his. ______ blushed and she felt ______ his abs. ______ smirked again. He didn't really care what she was into. He just wanted to fuck her sceneless! So he took out his long rod and opened her legs. ____ moaned as he kissed down her left boob down to her went whom. She was nervous. But it felt so good the way _____ did it to her. Made her have this feeling inside like she was gonna explode. "oh ______ put it in put it in!!!" _______ whispered rasply. _____ nodded and licked up her wet vagina for a couple seconds. He slid his long rod into her tight little whom. ______ She screamed out his name like her life depened on it. -End of preview.
Title: Emotional High School
(This is a tradgy story)
I was alone all my life with my older brother Sasori. We had no parents nothing but a big mansion and a shit load of money out parents left when they died. Me, Ne my name is Sakura Haruno and I'm a junior in high school with a shit load of fangurl bitches that hit on my best friend Sasuke. Anyway I and Sasori go our different ways. Hes a total asshole and thinks I'm a whore cause I stole his girlfriend from him. I mean so what if I was bisexual. I still like boys. Girls are a side thing. Sooo yeah. Its like 8:45 I'll tlk to u later oh diary you thing.
XXxx Sakura XXxx
I sat in the back of the class by myself listening to Secondhand Senerade- fall for you. While all the wannabes gossiped about the oh-so-great-uchiha. I mean whats so specail. A chick-- I was cut off by my thoughts when Sasuke sat on my desk so everybody could see wat we were doing. He had a leather jacket, black skinny jeans a light white tshirt.
Sasuke:Sakura... I wrote this song for you. read it
Sakura: Sure no problem, But-
I was suddenly cut off by Sasuke giving me a kiss on the cheek and sitting next to me like nothing happened. I heard the class growl. INo was about to get up to come at me. But Anko came into class and screamed at Ino to sit her skinny ass down. Well you don't hear that every other day. Now do you? Yes Yes I do
Title: The girl from the news papaer
Shadow sat down on his couch in his living room and sat down pickingup the new paper. He flipped it up so he could see the cover. He saw captivating emeral green eyes that seem so familiar. But nothing else seemed to give him a clue. She had squared glasses on a scarf around her mouth and a hat with black side bangs.At the bottom he read " Women with the best adventure stories of a life time making millions but doesn't seem to take it! Read more on page 7" Shadow turned to page seven.
" It screams out her figure and name! Her black hair and emerald green eyes! Shes beutiful most could say. but Nobody has seen under that scarf or under that hat. It all says she is a exellent writer and doesn't take money. When the paparazi ask her. She answered. "I'm loking for love" Then she disappeared. Stories been told this women calls herself "Stone Rose". Nobody seems to reconzie this women because the only one who had ever reconized her was Sonic The hegdehog! But we all know our ex hero is gone because that reched beast Amy Rose killed him in Shadow mode. That bitch" Shadow grinned at the last part. Amy rose killed Sonic. Don't hear that ecry day!
"Amy I'm sorry!" Pleaded sonic as he banged against the door of AMy Roses Apartment.
"Sonic get the fuck away from my apartment! I'm busy at the momen-- Oooh do that again" Amy said moaning in mid sentance. Sonic growled and busted through the door. He dropped to his knees with tears in his eyes. His own girlfriend told him to get the fuck away. But this is rediculous. Right infront of him. Shadow what ontop of Amy kissing down her neck. with his fingers inside of her gushing whom. Amy was flushed pink as her hair and was staring at SOnic in pure bliss. "Sonic... I hate you" And with that Sonic ran away..
<Now I have something awesome!>
"A mother was taking a shower when her2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with each of their Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a closer look. Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to her son, she had captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!"
"A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away."
"A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, 'PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'THUMBTACKS.' In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: 'DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?'
An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, "Ma' am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?" She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed. The young woman waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, "I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments." The cunning guy now yells loudly, "What do you mean by $500?"
< Also this 1!>
I was recently in my local pub in Scotland, and it was pretty quiet.
There were several people sitting at the bar with me, and the bar-lady
was reading a paper.
She looked at me, puzzled, and said "John, you do crosswords, don't
"Yes," I replied, truthfully.
"I've got one here - 'Stranded, as on a desert island', 10 letters, and
the first is 'M'. Any ideas?"
"Marooned," I said.
The other customers shouted out their orders: "A whusky," "a pint o'
<And this 1>
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy
behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm
just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically,
the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day,
my sister has never let me forget <called NUTS ABOUT YOU>
OH MY GAWD THIS IS FUNNY
An Obituary printed in the London Times........ Interesting and sadly
'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since
his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be
remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to
come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
Common Sense declined even further when schools were required to get
parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but
could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have
Common Sense lost the will to live as some churches became businesses; and
criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a
beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home
and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her
lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust his
wife, Discretion his daughter, Responsibility his son, Reason He is
survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone
Else Is To Blame, I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.